My Crappy Day-Adventures in Colon Sitting

Okay, so yesterday was the worst day ever. My book was rejected by a publisher and I was told I may have colon cancer. Jesus Really? Okay, so I self published my story on Amazon Kindle, so now I can die Happy? If you think this is a pity play, well it is. Please, I’m getting rectally probed, the least you all can do is buy my  book. Adventures in the colon(no not the name of the book) will continue. Please buy my book, it wont save my colon but just might make my day.


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