Okay, so yesterday was the worst day ever. My book was rejected by a publisher and I was told I may have colon cancer. Jesus Really? Okay, so I self published my story on Amazon Kindle, so now I can die Happy? If you think this is a pity play, well it is. Please, I’m getting rectally probed, the least you all can do is buy my book. Adventures in the colon(no not the name of the book) will continue. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TUP4DP4 Please buy my book, it wont save my colon but just might make my day.